Here are the results of the Community Melee battles on the One Minute Melee fanon wiki discord. Held by staff, voting blocks run for a week before the winner is tallied. And of course, no research, people can vote whoever they want, for whatever reason they desire!
2022[]
April 2022[]
- Samus Aran (Metroid) proved to Boba Fett (Star Wars) that it's not always about action figures, it's about getting the mission done. 80% - 20%
May 2022[]
- Trigon (DC Comics) overcame Shuma Gorath (Marvel Comics), declaring he alone is the true bringer of eldritch chaos in the world of comics. 64% - 36%
- Blade (Marvel Comics) showed Marceline (Adventure Time) who the superior vampire-slaying vampire really was. 70% - 30%
- Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) overpowered Tanjiro Kamado (Demon Slayer) in a battle of elements between little big brothers. 63% - 37%
- Adrian Shephard (Half Life) was more of a powerhouse hunk than the actual HUNK (Resident Evil). 78%-22%
- Annabeth Chase (Heroes of Olympus), being a literal demigod of wisdom, outsmarted the gifted student Hermione Granger (Harry Potter) in a match of trio-carrying intellectuals (63% - 37%)
June 2022[]
- Juri Han's (Street Fighter) artificial enhancements overpowered the biological enhancements of Jill Valentine (Resident Evil) in a battle of Capcom's killer ladies. (75%-25%)
- Storm (Marvel Comics) commanded all the elements of nature, leaving the wind-only Fujin (Mortal Kombat) adrift behind her. (75%-25%)
- Mickey Mouse (Disney) showed SpongeBob SquarePants (Nickelodeon) who the most recognizable TV mascot really was. (63%-37%)
- John Wick (John Wick) is thinking he's back, and to prove it, he walloped Agent 47 (Hitman), showing that he's Agent #1. (88%-12%)
July 2022[]
- Gru (Despicable Me) dominated not just the box office, not just the memes, but also this community when he took down Morbius (Marvel Comics). (66%-33%)
- Donatello (TMNT) fought hard against Blue Ranger Billy (Power Rangers), but neither geeky fighter bowed down, adding heat to a long-lasting team rivalry. (50%-50%)
- Kingpin (Marvel) was the master of brains, brawn, influence, and votes, over Bane (DC Comics) 83%-17%)
- Steve (Minecraft) crafted a perfect counter to the Robloxian (Roblox), and square defeated round once and for all. 80%-20%
August 2022[]
- Rick Sanchez (Rick & Morty) continued to dominate the Central Finite Curve, and that included the universe where his opponent was Bender (Futurama) 88%-12%
- In a rematch of the fight that started it all, Gambit (Marvel Comics) couldn't redeem himself against Jin Saotome (Cyberbots), but he did force a tie. 50%-50%
- Izuku Midoriya (My Hero Academia) went beyond the splendid ninja Rock Lee (Naruto) in a battle of limitations. 70%-30%
- Ash Ketchum (Pokemon) and his team of Pokemon earned a team victory over Lucy Heartfilia (Fairy Tail) and her team of Celestial Spirits. 75%-25%
- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean) sent Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece) to Davy Jones' Locker in a battle of pirates, west vs east. 64%-36%
September 2022[]
- Homer Simpson (The Simpsons) and Peter Griffin (Family Guy) fought for the title of best American animated dad, and it ended with Homer holding the title. Doh! 55%-45%
- The Medic (Feam Fortress 2) and his German Medicine defeated Rudol Von Stroheim (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) and his German Science in a battle riddled with war crimes. 60%-40%
- Inteleon (Pokemon) may be new to the reptile spy scene, but he proved superior to the old-timer Gex (Gex). 63%-37%
- The Dragonborn (Skyrim) finally awoke, and prevailed against unlikely video game rival Trevor Philips (Grand Theft Auto) in an anachronistic clash of legends. 55%-45%
October 2022[]
- In a battle of magic, elements, booze, and good looks, a fierce anime rivalry couldn't be settled when Nami (One Piece) and Cana Alberona (Fairy Tail) only managed to draw each other. 50%-50%
- Cell (Dragon Ball), being already perfect from evolution, defeated the DNA monster Deoxys (Pokemon) and all of its forms. 54%-46%
- Hercule Satan (Dragon Ball) once again convinced the world he was the undisputed champion, and he did so by defeating the champion Paul Phoenix (Tekken). 80%-20%
- Popeye (Popeye) and his healthy eating defeated SpongeBob SquarePants and his fast food in a battle of nautical nonsense. 54%-46%
- Freddy Krueger (Nightmare on Elm Street) was the worst nightmare for one creepy clown Pennywise (It), but it's tough to say if he got the vote because he was more popular... or more people were scared of him. 77%-23%
November 2022[]
- The Valve was turned on all the way, and the result was Gordon Freeman (Half-Life) taking the victory over Chell (Portal) in the ensuing mascot war. 55%-45%
- It was a DBX premiere matchup with the same result: Jeanne (Bayonetta) took out her "demon hunter rival" rival Trish (Devil May Cry). 67%-33%
- Light Yagami (Death Note) and his notebook of death ruined the peaceful life of one Yoshikage Kira (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) in a battle of heart attacks. 88%-12%
- Eren Yeager (Attack on Titan) and his powers of the titans, ruled over Yuichiro Hyakuya (Seraph of the End) and his powers of the demons. There were plenty of human casualties in the process no doubt. 80%-20%
December 2022[]
- Eddie Brock was the host with the most; his symbiote Venom (Marvel) whalloped Shinichi Izumi (Parasyte) and his parasite. 82%-18%
- It's a battle to save Christmas, that turned out a heated tie in the middle of the cold winter. Santa Claus (Violent Night) wasn't quite able to stop The Grinch (The Grinch). 50%-50%
- Ryu (Street Fighter) dealt a flurry of fists to fellow fighter Little Mac (Punch-Out), punching out the pint-sized powerhouse in a street fight for the ages. 82%-18%
2023[]
January 2023[]
- Excalibur (Soul Eater) versus Excalibur (Warframe). The legendary sword of King Arthur grants untold power, physical and spiritual, and though these two were... rather complete opposites of each other, neither could fully claim the name. 50%-50%
- Are you a boy? Or are you a girl? Well, at the end of it all, Sheik (Legend of Zelda) is a winner, while Haku (Naruto) is a loser. 75%-25%
- Loid Forger (Spy x Family) was faced with an impossible mission, but he made brought his enemey Ethan Hunt (Mission Impossible) to the twilight of his life. 77%-23%
- They who literally cannot be named, but I claim meme-exempt status for this post. Candlejack (Freakazoid) defeated SCP-2521 (SCP Foundation). Never speak of this again. 71%-29%
- In a street fight filled with fatal fury to decide the king, Capcom's Ryu (Street Fighter) narrowly edged out SNK's Terry Bogard (King of Fighters) to win the belt and become the first two-time champ. 55%-45%
February 2023[]
- Bad news bears, but this victory was only barely black and white. Monokuma (Danganronpa) outlasted Freddy Fazbear (Five Nights at Freddy's) in a horrifying bout. 55%-45%
- Valentine's Day pitted stalker love against domineering lust. Esdeath (Akame ga Kill) brought the hammer down on Amy Rose (Sonic the Hedgehog). 82%-28%
- Everybody's favourite anime GWGs (Goths with guns) fought it out. Death the Kid (Soul Eater) emerged victorious over Stocking Anarchy. But, sadly, he probably wanted a draw for the symmetry. 88%-12%
- Iroh (Avatar) sat down and enjoyed a nice cup of tea with Master Oogway (Kung-Fu Panda). He also won their battle quite solidly, but it was all in good fun 73%-27%
March 2023[]
- We could barely see it, but Peacemaker (DC) took down Drax (Marvel) in a fight fit for Super Smackdown Sunday or whatever that pro wrestling event is called. 55%-45%
- History repeats itself. In a recreation of Apro's first melee, that kicked off the site in April 2015, Reptile (Mortal Kombat) once again defeated Riptor (Killer Instinct) in a battle of cold-blooded combat. 63%-37%
- Joker (Persona) narrowly redeemed his earlier loss, and in a battle of soul purging badassery, he and Arsene edged out Maka Albarn and Soul (Soul Eater). 54%-46%
- The winners of the wiki's first two tournaments went at it in a highly anticipated clash. Neither came out on top. It will take a bit longer to determine who the champion among champions is, but Ant-Man (Marvel) and Weiss Schnee (RWBY) both showed they still had it in them. 50%-50%
April 2023[]
- In a battle of clones vs mutants, humanity was seriously screwed in the crossfire. But Mewtwo (Pokemon) had more than enough tricks up its sleeve to bypass the helmet, and powers, of Magneto (Marvel). 64%-36%
- Sun Wukong (RWBY) gave Kim Wu (Killer Instinct) a high-speed nunchuck whalloping. Kim may have had a freakin' dragon, but Sun is monke. 89%-11%
- Burn, baby, burn! In a battle of flamethrower mercenaries, it was The Pyro (Team Fortress) who came out on top, outlasting Bols (Akame ga Kill) in a fight that was probably them just spraying at each other and lasting as long as they could. 67%-33%
- We didn't even see the victory. The entire fight took place before we could find them. But somewhere in a crowded arena, out of the watch of the audience, Waldo (Where's Waldo) managed to outwit and outplay Carmen Sandiego (Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego). Someone check the cameras. 64%-36%
May 2023[]
- Tobey Maguire vs Andrew Garfield vs Tom Holland in a Spider-Man Battle Royale! It was super close, but the OG Tobey Bullied his successors out of contention. Gonna cry? 40%-30%-30%
- Fire versus ice is a historical rivalary, and many times the heroic cold holds its own against the evil pyres. This time, though, it was rather straightforward when Azula (Avatar) melted Elsa (Frozen) down to a puddle. 70%-30%
- Ryūko Matoi (Kill la Kill) and her trusty pal Senketsu were more than a match for Crona (Soul Eater) and their black blood buddy Ragnarok. The poor meister didn't know how to deal with all the life fibres, cussing, and fanservice. 67%-33%
- Two of gaming's biggest titles went at it... or rather, their villainous dragons did, leaving scorched grasslands in their wake. But few bad guys can compete against the popularity of Bowser (Super Mario), who sent the Ender Dragon (Minecraft) dragging to its end. 83%-17%
- Yo yo yo! It's a yo-yo brawl fo sho! And a whallop at that, where Bridget (Guilty Gear) trounced Sophia (Persona). Oh no, it's o... ver. 90%-10%
June 2023[]
- Only one pirate can truly rule the seven seas. In a hungry battle for power, the Kremlin King K. Rool sent the Black-bearded Marshall D. Teach to a watery grave at the bottom of the sea. 55%-45%
- This meme will never die I guess. But there is a legend among us. The Imposter (Among Us) made sure that their party game rival Fall Guy (Fall Guys) took the fall when this battle was more than settled once and for all. 91%-9%
- Post-zombie outbreak worlds are a crapsack to live in, and it's all humans for themselves. They may have escaped hordes of undead, but in this battle for survival, Clementine (Walking Dead) gave Ellie Williams (The Last of Us) the L. 67%-33%
- Paranoia plus prep time equals kickassery. Alan Moore's greatest vigilantes duked it out, but few can stop the god damn Batman (DC); even Rorschach was able to spot that he'd lost. 77%-23%
July 2023[]
- Maxwell (Scribblenauts) may be more of a quick doodle guy, but his victory over Finn the Human (Adventure Time) was a masterpice. 73%-27%
- In the end, I realize, I don't know the power of the Dark Side. Darth Vader (Star Wars) made sure to crush Raiden (Metal Gear), coarse irritating blood-stained sands and all. 69%-31%
- A magic melee of royal proportions, and Princess Zelda (Legend of Zelda) outsmarts and outblasts Robin (Fire Emblem) with a dominant showing, joining the ranks of repeat winners. 82%-18%
- Alpha and Omega, the OG versus the end of an era. The first Super Smash Bros. fighter Mario (Super Mario Bros.) took on, and took down, the last to join the massive roster, Sora (Kingdom Hearts). 75%-25%
- Which Captain could command this battle? It proved to be Captain Rex (Star Wars), who barely managed to edge out the icy Winter Schnee in a bout of military might. Neither soldier went down easy, but the clone braved the cold this time around. 55%-45%
August 2023[]
- The laws of the universe, and the laws of the alphabet, came crashing down upon us all. It may have been hell for us mortals, but for Q (Star Trek) and the opponent he defeated, MR. MXYZPTLK (DC), it was just a bit of fun playtime. 63%-37%
- Mikasa Ackerman (Attack on Titan) launched a successful attack on the titans of Camilla (Fire Emblem) and put out that emblem's fire. She can fight many kinds of giant, that's for sure. 58%-42%
- A clash of kings ends with a new lord in the ring. Leonidas (300) postpones his dinner in Hell as he fends off Aragorn (Lord of the Rings) in the ultimate stand of the men of the West. 56%-44%
- Doesn't it suck being second best? Not if your ego is so huge you can just ignore it. In this battle. Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh) showed Gary Oak (Pokemon) that he was just a third-rate duellist with a fourth-rate Pokemon. Smell ya later, loser. 60%-40%
September 2023[]
- Swords big enough to split the skies need a lot of mettle to wield. Cloud Strife managed to bust Guts, putting an end to one berserk fantasy. 63%-37%
- Snipers take out their marks by the thinnest of margins, and this victory was no exception. Mine (Akame ga Kill) struck down Widowmaker (Overwatch); with Tatsumi dead, she already was a widow. 56%-44%
- Our favourite fun heroes return, with an edgy black twist. But Shadow the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) isn't just a pallete swap, he's the ultimate life form, and Dark Pit (Kid Icarus) found that out the hard way. 67%-33%
- Netsil ot meht. Nerdlihc fo eht thgin. Tahw cisum yeht ekam. Alucard (Castlevania), son of Dracula, defeats Alucard (Hellsing), actual Dracula, and no I didn't get that backwards. 55%-45%
October 2023[]
- Air Force vs Army, SF vs MK, Man vs Woman. A triad set of rivalries, so Guile (Street Fighter) taking the dub over Sonya Blade (Mortal Kombat) meant quite a lot. 70%-30%
- Did this episode of community melee correctly predict the Death Battle? Well, according to us, Satoru Gojo (Jujutsu Kaisen) alone was the honoured one, and Makima (Chainsaw Man) had no control here. Watch the official DB to see how well we held up. 75%-25%
- You'll need more than a pss pss pss to get the attention of these two supernatural kitty cats. So just take our word for it that Jibanyan (Yo-Kai Watch) barely took out Morgana (Persona). A match this close surely cost 17 lives total. 55%-45%
- Their elder siblings fought in this arena long ago, but the fortunes turn this time around. Nezuko Kamado emerged victorious over Alphonse Elric, putting a seal on this deal. 75%-25%
- Icons of indie horror, it was frightening to watch as Slenderman made easy work of Jeff the Killer, putting him to sleep once and for all. He made be slender, but that was the widest margin thus far. 92%-8%
November 2023[]
- Embarassing names don't mean much, these two earned their place as badass successors to our favourite heroes. But Trunks (Dragon Ball) wasn't pulled down, and got one over Zero (Mega Man). 70%-30%
- There could only be one at the top of this hill. Childhood prodigy assassin Killua Zoldyck (Hunter x Hunter) didn't need to break much of a sweat to shove Black Star (Soul Eater) out of the spotlight. 89%-11%
- Praise the sun? Nay! Praise the moon! Upheaval in the celestial skies leads Moon Knight (Marvel) to victory over sun knight, AKA Solaire (Dark Souls). Who's astrology could have predicted that? 70%-30%
- Lucy (Elven Lied) had a vector pointing straight to a victory over Shiro (Deadman Wonderland), leaving her and her theme park defunct. 67%-33%
December 2023[]
- The fanbases loved them so much that they went from villains to anti-heroes, but one thing that didn't change was the insanity. Harley Quinn (DC) took her oversized mallet to the face of Mileena to give her some much-needed dentistry. 82%-18%
- They might be masters of mimicry, but Sudowoodo (Pokemon) earned a genuine real-deal victory over Mokujin (Tekken) with a trouncing that couldn't be replicated. 90%-10%
- The fighting spirit of these spirit fighters is unparalelled. So was the score. Ichigo Kurosaki (Bleach) reaped the soul of Yusuke Urameshi so bad, he's going to need gallons of bleach to clean out those bloodstains. 89%-11%
- A not-so-merry Christmas was upon us. But none can escape the naughty list of Krampus (Krampus), not even SCP-4666 (SCP Foundation), and with a score that big, you could call it a slay-ride in the snow. 90%-10%
2024[]
January 2024[]
- A new year full of possibilities, but let's not get greedy. Because greed is already claimed by these two fighters, and Ban (Seven Deadly Sins) snatched the victory gold from the homunculus Greed (FullMetal Alchemist) in a battle of seventh sins. 60%-40%
- We're always warned that we don't know the power of the Dark Side of the Force. We witnessed it now first hand when Darth Vader (Star Wars) earned his second dub and the first-ever sweep over the shining beacon of hope Saber (Fate). The Dark Side has won, and now it will stay night... 100%-0%
- Both are always a step ahead of the game, but with Dio Brando (Jojo) having the World in his pocket, he could make that step last long enough to defeat Sōsuke Aizen (Bleach). All those plans were useless useless USELESS! 67%-33%
- On the funkier side of some heavy franchises, Stands and Personas clash. But Josuke Higashikata (Jojo) had an unbreakable Crazy Diamond, which Yu Narukami (Persona) and Izanagi found out the hard way. 75%-25%
- Make way for the mayor! Moustaches and muscles clashed, and Mike Haggar (Final Fight) ruined the return of Hercule Satan (Dragon Ball), but one thing's for sure, neither of them have had their Final Fight yet. 70%-30%
February 2024[]
- A win by the narrowist of margins, but with these expert snipers, the word "narrow" means nothing. Bullseye (Marvel) barely edged out over his rival Deadshot (DC), turning Floyd into a real dead shot. 55%-45%
- After celebrating the firsts for OMM, DB, and DBX, it's fitting that we reenact the first ever XVX Mini Rumble. And in a reversal of results, Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic the Hedgehog) shoots down Bullet (BlazBlue). Will this cause a rumble with the animators? 85%-15%
- Legends tell of the dark, cold winter night, and how it will last a long time. With Nightmare (Soul Calibur) and Lich King (World of Warcraft) fighting head to head until the end of ages, the rest of us can only hunker down and wait out the storm. 50%-50%.
- Careful kids, this battle contains copius sax and violence. But with a narrow bump, Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop) outshoots Revy (Black Lagoon). Maybe you shouldn't always bet on black, that pirate was sunk. 60%-40%
March 2024[]
- The next generation of anime protags is here to stay, but who is more popular? We couldn't tell. Denji (Chainsaw Man) and his chainsaws were revving and ready to go, but sorcerer Yuji Itadori (Jujutsu Kaisen) had some curses up his sleeves that were finger-lickin' good. We'll leave them be for now. 50%-50%
- Humanity's strongest soldiers went head to head on the battlefield, but oh-SNAP. Roy Mustang (FullMetal Alchemist) burned through Levi Ackerman (Attack on Titan), leaving those levi pants on fire on a wire. Worst joke I've ever made on this site. 73%-27%
- Silver the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) took gold over Grovyle (Pokemon), and no amount of time travel will undo that solid win. 64%-36%
- Eren Yeager (Attack on Titan) earns his second dub from the community. Ken Kaneki (Tokyo Ghoul) found out that the founder isn't such a good titan to attack. 70%-30%
April 2024[]
- In the ultimate match of epic legendary awesomeness, on this day of April 1st 2024, we witnessed the Toucan Driving a Bulldozer and the Medieval Knight with a Gun fight to a draw, continuing the sacred debate for another hundred years. This cactus-free brawl was a spectacle to behold. 50%-50%
- Brotherly love? Nah. Nothing motivates more than fighting a sibling. And Vergil was certainly motivated when he fought and beat Sesshōmaru (Inyyasha), putting in a dominant session of his own. 70%-30%
- N (Pokemon) took a W, and gave Nagato (Naruto) an L. Pain just couldn't end N. 60%-40%
- Lightning is usually faster than sound, but this time around, Speed-o'-Sound Sonic's (One Punch Man) "mach one" meant "match won" against Hajime Kashimo (Jujutsu Kaisen) ... 73%-23%
- The Down Under blew up and over. Putting an Aussie maniac with explosives against an Aussie lunatic with a gas tank and flamethrower wasn't the best of ideas. Junkrat (Overwatch) and Dingodile (Crash Bandicoot) both bombed this oppertunity. 50%-50%
May 2024[]
- Doomsday (DC Comics) brought with it an actual doomsday; in a planet-shaking brawl, he smashed down Orga (Godzilla) in a beatdown that took the beast down. Nothing could adapt to that. 89%-11%
- Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail) could equip armour and weapons, while Satsuki Kiryūin (Kill la Kill)... could only equip armour. That seems like a clear cut match, and Fairy defeated Fibre. 70%-30%
- The Emerald Archer Green Arrow (DC Comics) outshot the Girl on Fire Katniss Everdeen (The Hunger Games). Against the archery nock-off, there'd be no draw, and he wouldn't loose either. 80%-20%
- We put two statues that can't move if they're being watched in a battle against each other and got a draw, I don't know what else we really expected. The Weeping Angel (Doctor Who) and the SCP-173 remain deadlocked for eternity. 50%-50%
June 2024[]
- Genos (One Punch Man) pulled off a victory worthy of S-Class when the Demon Cyborg fought a Devil Hunter; he nailed Aki Hayakawa (Chainsaw Man) into rethinking his contracts. 58%-42%.
- King (One Punch Man) was the god of frauds, and his mere heartbeat carried him to victory over the psychic sucker Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100). Don't be salty about it. 55%-45%
- It was a mean green melee that became violently messy. Ultimately, the wild Reptile (Mortal Kombat) made a meal of the wild Blanka, scoring a point for his series in the forever rivalry as well as a second community win. 73%-27%
- We got the concept of "Pride" month wrong. But Simba (The Lion King) wasn't lion when he trounced Alex The Lion (Madagascar), and a victory that big can't be wrong. 92%-8%
July 2024[]
- Peacemaker (DC) really wants to taste victory, scoring his second win over fellow less-than-super soldier Soldier Boy (The Boys). 70%-30%
- An unusual motorcycle race ended with Arcee (Transformers) getting a narrow win over Gogo Tomago in a wheelie close match, bike it or not. Gogo was a big hero, but Arcee was prime. 56%-44%
- It's your friendly fighters kicking ass and crackin' jokes. Sonic the Hedgehog (Sonic the Hedgehog) and Spider-Man (Marvel Comics) were just too friendly, and couldn't even decide on a winner. Hot dog. 50%-50%
- In a soul'd out match, prodigy alchemist Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) put a full metal effort against prodigy reaper Maka Albarn (Soul Eater). With two community wins, Ed certainly isn't coming up short. 80%-20%
- An eye for an eye makes everyone do what you want. Genius prince Lelouch vi Britannia (Code Geass) had no qualms or problems seeing through the one-eyed reaper Yuu Otosaka (Charlotte). 78%-22%
August 2024[]
- Vampires are monsters that need to be slain. But which oxymoronic slayer does it better, Blade (Marvel) who's a vampire himself, or Alexander Anderson (Hellsing), who's a dickbag priest? We will never know. 50%-50%
- This match really bugs a lot of people, because the smallest of changes can have the biggest effects on our lives. But not even the chaos of the universe can stop the Immortal Snail (Memes) from coming for the Butterfly Effect (Philosophy) in the end. 54%-46%
- Ninjas of the Earth rocked and rolled, but Cole (Ninjago) laid down the ground rules and left Tremor (Mortal Kombat) shaking in his boots. (67%-33%)
- Returning from the first community melee for a second win is Samus Aran (Metroid). Blonde blaster badasses collided, but the bounty on Android 18 (Dragon Ball) was collected. 64%-36%
September 2024[]
- The Ace Attorney Phoenix Wright (Ace Attorney) objected loudly and spun off Saul Goodman (Breaking Bad) in the courtroom. Better call a wham-bulance. 64%-36%
- Ah, "Excellent" Dick... er, I mean, "Excellent" Nightwing (DC) had a rich victory over Lee Chaolan (Tekken), and didn't need his billionaire daddy to bail him out. 83%-17%
- Campus cool kids collide. Remember looking up to the grade above you and all the badasses in it? We couldn't decide on a winner between Nejire Hado (My Hero Academia) or Coco Adel (RWBY), but damn they looked stylish duking it out. 50%-50%
- OH NO!!! Jonathan Joestar (Jojo's Bizarre Adventure) pulled an actual tommy gun on Yujiro Hanma's (Baki) metaphorical muscle guns. Next, you'll say RIP. RIP. Eh? 75%-25%
October 2024[]
- Spooktober, a month of tricks where nobody knows what will happen. And we still don't know what will happen in a battle between Rachel Alucard (BlazBlue) and Flandre Scarlet (Touhou Project) because this vampiric battle ended in a draw. 50%-50%
- Healthcare turned to healthscare. Doctor Franken Stein (Soul Eater) put a premium win on Faust (Guilty Gear) in a Malpractice Melee. What's up Doc? His votes, at the very end. 54%-46%
- Monsters be among us, some more potent than others. Johan Liebert (Monster) bated out Norman Bates (Psycho) and put him and his hotel firmly to rest. 80%-20%
- The spooky theme continues as the innocent get their bodies puppeteered, forced to commit to horrors they want no part in. Orochimaru (Naruto) slithered by Kujaku (Jujutsu Kaisen), snatching both another body and a dub. 55%-45%
- Tyrants of evil collided to end Spooky Month. A cursed sword versus a cursed mask reveals that who you are is more important than what you have. Or something like that. Majora (Legend of Zelda) triumphs over Nightmare (Soul Calibur). 67%-33%
November 2024[]
- We now introduce No-Connection November, which began in chaos and genocide as funny bone guy Sans (Undertale) put a genocide run on Postal Dude (Postal), giving him expedited shipping to an early grave. 86%-14%
- No connections, and no sense either. The Lasagna (Italy) layered a tasty defeat atop of Microsoft Excel (Microsoft Office), who couldn't help but cell-out and figured it was a date with disaster. 67%-33%
- A deranged mercenary with a bazooka versus a superhero who fucks dolphins. Maybe the connection is late-stage capitalism. The Soldier ruined the deep sweep of The Deep (The Boys) and rocketed past him to victory. 60%-40%
- Two differing types of abominations, generated via "random page" on the wiki toolbar. Abomination (Marvel) messily squashed Merraid Oarburgh (Akame ga Kill) like one of her own bugs, ending the bizarre month on a monstrous note. 85%-15%
December 2024[]
- Three tournament champions, their wins scrubbed from OMMF, return to see if they still got it. He was a third of the competitors, but Gordon Freeman (Half-Life) had more than a half-life against the legs of Chun-Li (Street Fighter) and axe of Labrys (BlazBlue). 46%-36%-18%
- In a Rated-R match, Duke Nukem had foul language and fouled the life of Conker (Conker's Bad Fur Day), dangling deez nuts over the squirrel and tearing him a new asshole with gold-plated guns. 67%-33%
- Christmas is coming, but furry thieves threaten it. Bat your eyes once and you'll miss the narrow victory, as Rouge the Bat (Sonic the Hedgehog) pulls a fast one on The Grinch (How the Grinch Stole Christmas). 54%-46%
- In a battle of "okay technically it's Christmas", we had two heist-stoppers go Yippee-Ki-All the Way, sending jingle bombs up in the air. Hawkeye (Marvel) got the bullseye on John McClane (Die Hard), who'll need to vent after that close loss. 54%-46%
- The last fight of 2024, which was a tough year. Not as tough as these childhood rivals. But Shun Kazami (Bakugon) helps her franchise's resurgence by defeating Yuno Grinberryall (Black Clover) to close out this lap around the sun. 75%-25%