
Super Mario Bros. vs Marvel Comics! Video Games vs Comic Book! That's certainly is a weird match-up to end the month of June but hey, if it works, it works. These two may not seem strong at first glance but once you are in a battle against them. May someone pray for your very poor souls. Wario, the selfish and repulsive rival to Mario takes on Squirrel Girl, The Unbeatable Squirrel Hero of Marvel Comics! Which of these jokes fighters will come out on top ? Will Wario's absurd's strength be enough to outclass the Masters of Squirrels or will the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl show to Wario that she has more tricks up to her sleeves than we thought ? Time to find out in RT005's first Bonus Episode!
Select Your Character[]
(Tekken 6 - Character Select Screen)

Announcer: Select you char...
(Music stops)
*But then, mysteriously. The Character Select Screen starts to break itself apart, being shattered into pieces and instead. It cuts to a black screen for a few seconds until it immediately goes back to normal and instead a blue screen appears which says......*
Announcer: HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!
(Here comes a new challenger!)

Notes[]
Soundtrack Name: Squirrel's Greed
Style: Sprites
Setting: Tokyo at Night
Pre-Fight[]
(Fables)
*We begin in Tokyo, all seems calm and chill, expect for the loud cars that are driving through the roads, some parties going on at the moment. But then, we cut to a Bank, we see the bodies of several police officers on the ground, unconscious. As the camera slowly moves, We see outside of the bank, a huge explosion going on that destroys half of the Bank. Then a big but muscular, yellow and with a moustache man who shares similarities to the iconic reddish hero from the Mushroom Kingdom comes out of the explosion with a huge bag full of golds, money and diamonds, this man was none other than Wario, the treasure hunter. He lands on the floor of the streets and he walk peacefully until he arrives towards his bike. He then left out a laugh of a mania.*
(Super Mario 64 - Bowser's theme)
Wario: WAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SUCKERS!
*Then he puts the bag on his bike and as he's about to drive away, he's suddenly attacked by a Squirrel, the squirrel lands on his face and slices him several times with his claws, the greedy rival of Mario struggles to get off the animal from his face for a few seconds until he manages to grab a hold of it with his left hand and he throws it away to the floor.*
?: STOP RIGHT THERE!
(Music Stops)
*This voice caught the Treasure Hunter's attention, he turns his head on the right side and he sees a woman wearing a squirrel outfit, this woman was none other than Dorren Green, the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl, she was certainly not pleased to see Wario attempting to escape from the robbery.*
Squirrel Girl: You think you can get away with this?! I didn't take my vacation in Tokyo just for some fat lunatic to do a petty bank robbery, so stand down and you won't have t...
*But Wario bored from this, decides to go towards her and throw a punch at her face which sends her flying to a wall. She immediately get up from this and look at the fourth wall.*
Squirrel Girl: I know that you were expecting someone like Vergil, Terry, Lobo or even Juri-Han to fight in RT005's next episode after Sindel vs Shadow. But trust me, RT005 really wanted to do this for a long time.
*Then she look directly at Wario, cracking her knuckles.*
Squirrel Girl: Time to pay! Villain!
*Wario, amused by the girl's proposition of a fight, accept the Squirrel Girl's challenge, also cracking his knuckles as well and moving his head around, cracking his neck as well.*
(Trophy Rush - Super Smash Bros for Wii U)
Wario: Bring it-a-on!
Announcer: BRAWN AND BRAINS VS BRAWN AND BRAINS! WHO WILL COME OUT ON TOP OF THIS BULLSHIT?! READY ? GO!!
FIGHT![]
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*Wario quickly goes towards his bike, he drives it straight towards the Squirrel Girl which hits her straight in the stomach as Wario continues to drive while dragging her, they go through several city blocks, destroying them. While still driving, Mario's rival then delivers three punches at the Masters of Squirrel's face until she grabs both of his arms and headbutts him in the face, then she delivers a uppercut into Wario's jaw which sends him out of his bike and into the air, she stops the Bike's momentum completely and she looks behind her and sees a police station. She puts the bike along with the bag in front of the Police Station with a piece of paper that says "It belongs to a criminal, here's his way of transporting. Have a nice day - From Squirrel Girl." She look up in the air and she sees that Wario was still in the air, slowly falling. She quickly uses her small claws from her fingers, climbs into a nearby wall of a building and she jumps off the wall, coming towards Wario's body. Then she delivers a series of punches and kicks at Wario, as she delivers the last punch, Wario then farts which leads to a green smoke appearing around him, the Squirrel Girl then coughs from this.*
Squirrel Girl: Real...
*Using this distraction, Wario punches her in the face which sends her flying to a wall of a building, then Wario lands right in front of her.*
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Wario: WAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Squirrel Girl: Really, is that all you really have ?!
*She get up from this and she snaps her finger, a bunch of small Squirrels walk towards their master, surrounding her. Wario's jaw then drops to the floor in shocks.*
Squirrel Girl: CHARGE!
*The army of Squirrels attack the Yellowish Treasure Hunter, they attack him through out the entirely of his body, even a Squirrel manages to go underneath his clothes, slicing his stomach, Wario tries to get them off him but he couldn't because many of them distract him from doing his job perfectly. Then the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl uses this distraction to kick Wario in the stomach which sends him knocks him into a wall, the force of the kick was powerful enough to bounce him off it and all the Squirrels leaves his body as he goes flying towards Squirrel Girl. He again kicks him in the face to send him flying the wall, bouncing off it again. Continuing the process for 10 seconds until she uppercuts in face hard enough to send him flying up in the air, going to a park in Tokyo as Squirrel Girl quickly runs after him while her army of Squirrels follows her.*
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*As Wario lands on the floor of the Park, with brushes and terribly injured, he get up and he sees Squirrel Girl running right towards him, as she's approaching him, Wario delivers a Corkscrew which launches him into the air while hitting her as she's flying up in the air, Wario then grabs him and pile drive her to the ground as she's now stuck, head first into the ground. The Greedy Man then grabs her leg and spins her around and throws her into a tree, the force was powerful enough that she bounces off it, as she approaches Wario who is preparing a punch. A Squirrel comes in and puts herself in front of Wario to blind him. The Master of Squirrels quickly regain her posture and uses her Prehensile Tail to grab his opponent's body and then she slaps him across the face, removing the Squirrel from his face, the Squirrel was not harmed but Wario was. His face turns into red, he then grabs her and flips Squirrel Girl over with his palms, hitting her head with a loud clap, rendering her dizzy. He uses this opportune to grab her by the tail, spinning her around and throwing her up in the air, she flies up in the air a bit until she crashes into a statue, hitting her back but thanks to her healing factor. She manages to get up from the pain.*
Squirrel Girl: How rude...
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*She sees a tree flying right towards her at full speed, thanks to her Super Strength. She manages to grab it and put it down gently, not knowing this was a distraction as Wario immediately dashes towards her and uses his shoulder to hit her in the face which behind her, slices the statue that was behind her in half clean, Then Wario delivers an axe-kick to the head and has he's about to hit her again, She grabs his arm and headbutts him in the face, rendering him dizzy for a bit while birds are flying around his head. Then she delivers a kick at his face and delivers a series of punches and kicks through out Wario's body. She ends her combo with a kick in his face hard enough to send him flying up in the air as Wario lands on a rooftop of a building, Squirrel Girl quickly goes after him by running at the Speed of Lightning, as she approaches the building were Wario is, she uses her claws to climb onto the wall, as she arrives on the rooftop. She looks around to see Wario but weirdly....he wasn't there......Then a Bo-ombs lands beneath her foot and it explodes, destroying the rooftop and sending Squirrel Girl flying up in the air. Wario sees this from another rooftop of a building.*
Wario: Sucker!
*The rival of Mario quickly jumps right towards his opponent's body, as he goes for a punch, The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl quickly regain her posture and answers with a punch of her own.*
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*The two exchanges punches and kicks at light-speed while the two are falling. Then they crashes to a police car while the Police officers were investigating on the crime scene at the Bank. The officers sees the two fighters crashing to their cars, shocked at this.*
Police Officer #1: MY CAR!
Police Officer #2: FREEZE!
*Then the three police officer pulls out their guns at the two but Squirrel Girl get up and quickly puts her hand in front of them.*
Squirrel Girl: Wait, I'm try...
*But she's cut off as Wario get up and grabs the car beneath the two as Squirrel Girl jumps out of it and he throws the car at the Police Officer who all runs away in fear as the Police Car explodes as it hits a wall. Then the Master of Squirrels grabs Wario by the head and throws him into a nearby wall. The Rival of Mario recovers from this and uses his speed to hit Squirrel Girl from all angles, going rapidly at each strikes like a trail of yellow. he does this for a few seconds until he stops, rendering her dizzy.*
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Wario: Wario! Number One!
*As Wario runs towards her and prepares to deliver a final punch, the army of Squirrels from before comes right towards him and climbs to his body using their claws, they all punch him and slicing him through out his body.*
Wario: GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!
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*This distracts Wario long enough for the Squirrel Girl to regain her focus, she cracks her knuckles and head and goes towards the Yellowish Treasure Hunter.*
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Squirrel Girl: TAKE THAT! CRIMINAL!
*Then she spins around and kick Wario in the face with enough forces to send him flying through 20 Buildings while he's screaming in pain*
Wario: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*The force of the hit was also strong enough to send him flying out of the Atmosphere of the Earth as he crashes into the moon, knocking him out unconscious, ending the fight.*
DESTROYED!
Post-Battle[]
(Silence)
*Squirrel Girl, despite her injuries, jumps twice before delivering a thumbs up to the fourth wall.*
Squirrel Girl: YEA! I did it! Thanks guys for the help.
*Then the Squirrels comes towards her, surrounding her.*
Squirrel Girl: This guy was surely tough, if it weren't for you. I would have probably lose...
*Her happiness quickly stops as she sees the collateral damage that her fight against Wario has caused to the City, she stares in shock at this.*
Squirrel Girl: Oh....sorry about this.....oups....Guess I'll have to pay for this....hope the Avengers have at least assurance for this....
*In another side of the city, we see two blue characters walking through the streets of Tokyo peaceful side by side, one was a Blue Mobian Hedgehog while the other was a Chinese Woman with legs of elephants with her brown hair blowing gracefully, these two blue heroes were none other than Sonic The Hedgehog, The Fastest Thing Alive and Chun-Li, The Strongest Woman in The World. They were engaging in a conversation until they were instantly cut off once they see 20 buildings collapsing as Wario was flying through them. Then police cars and an ambulance quickly speed past them while both are shocked as their jaw drop to the floor.*
Sonic: What the hell just happened?!
Outro[]
(Marvel vs Capcom 3: Fate of Two Worlds - Victory Theme)

Misc[]
- And here it is, My first Bonus Episode of my One Minute Melees, hope you all enjoy it
- During the early stages of Season 1, I had planned for this to be the Season 1 Finale until I find this match-up to be too weird to be in the First Season, so I decided to turn this into a Bonus Episode of the first Season instead as it fits much better. Expect a few more Bonus Episodes like this, I have even one planned after the Season Finale so stay tuned for that.
- Here's the rest of my One Minute Melee if interested: RT005
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