Two brawlers, both known for doing a lot of damage with fisticuffs, and for having a temper about their hair! Who will win? The Firecracker from Beacon Academy? Or the Jojo from Morioh?
Intro[]
TWO FIGHTERS!
NO RESEARCH!
60 SECONDS!
MELEE!
Fight[]
It was a normal day in the crazy normal bizarre town of Morioh. It was a fairly small town set near the coast. Downtown, however, business was booming. A recent gaming store had begun selling a brand new video game, and the people were excited to play it! And among them was a trio of individuals running through the streets.
Short boy: Come on, it's this way!
Leading them was a short boy in green clothes with a head of white hair spiked up. This lad was known as Koichi Hirose. And behind him were a pair of taller guys, one being relatively tall guy wearing a blue school uniform, and a set of money symbols over his chest and on his collar, as well as a dark flat-top boogie upon his head, this one being known as Okuyasu Nijimura. And the last man was a young man in a school uniform with a peace sign on one side of his chest, a heart symbol on the other side, and a very prominent pompadour on top of his head. This was none other than Morioh's own Josuke Higashikata.
Josuke: We're coming! Ha, can't believe I overslept today of all days!
Okuyasu: No kidding! I thought you were gonna me up!
Josuke: Hey, you could've woken up early, too!
Koichi: Hold on, it's just around this corner!
The three turn around, where they can see some of the citizens of Morioh stepping out and excitedly chatting as they left the store.
Josuke: There's not even a line! That's not a good sign!
However, they'd manage to slip in, passing a fairly vibrant woman with bright blond hair, a leather jacket, and a thick scarf. This was Yang Xiao Long of Team Rwby. She'd just taken a copy of the game herself, and she looked over the copy with a confident smile.
Yang: Man, I cannot wait to pop you in!
Thug: Outta the way!
Suddenly, a jerk in a school uniform rushed her, slamming into her side and catching her by surprise, causing her to drop the game! And when she dropped it, the jerk would pick it up and ran off. Yang began to pick herself up, when she heard a very similar voice.
Josuke: Man, what luck!
She looked in the direction, where she could see a certain guy in a school uniform with the game in hand, the thug that'd originally slammed her already disappearing around a corner. Yang was drawing conclusions, and she already began to pick up a fiery aura as she connected the dots to an incorrect party...
...
Josuke: Oh man, what luck!
Koichi: I can't believe they only had one left!
Okuyasu: Oh yeah! Let's pop this bad boy in!
The three of them were running through the street, when a loud gunshot sound suddenly sounded out behind them. Confused the three looked over their shoulders, completely unaware as Yang flew past them and snatched the case from Josuke's hand!
Yang: Yoink!
The three would look ahead at the sound of the noise, which was when Josuke realized his hand was currently game-less.
Josuke: What the-?!
He looked ahead, where he saw that Yang now had the game in her hand.
Yang: Nice try, boys!
Okuyasu: She's getting away!
Josuke: With our game! Quick, use your Stand!
Okuyasu: Right! The Hand!
At Okuyasu's command, the manifestation of his spirit formed behind him. It took the form of a mechanical-looking humanoid with a very cylindrical head, white and blue plating, and strange bulbs on its right hand. This was indeed Okuyasu's Stand, The Hand. The Stand reared its right hand back and it glowed with energy, while Yang cocked the gold-colored gauntlets she wore over her hands. She launched them down, causing them to blast out a shot, launching a shot that hurled her up and over a building in front of her. The Hand finished swiping, which erased the space between the group and the discharge of Yang's weapon... sending the projectile straight at them!
Koichi: Oh no! That woman's bullets are coming straight at us!
Josuke: Quick! Crazy Diamond!
And with that, Josuke's own Stand manifested. This one was a large, muscular, humanoid figure with pink flesh, silvery plating, and heart-shaped plates over its belt buckle, its stomach, its chin, and even its helm was shaped to resemble a heart. This was Josuke's own Stand, Crazy Diamond! And once he came out, he began rapidly punching at the ground!
Crazy Diamond: Dora dora dora dora dora!
The Stand delivered a rapid series of punches at the ground in front of the group, shattering the concrete. And just as rapidly as a gouge was formed in the street, it and the debris began to glow gold, before the suddenly sutured themselves together into a wall that blocked the projectile.
Koichi: Crap! She has to be at least a street away from us!
Josuke: This is great... Koichi! I need a bounce!
Okuyasu: But-!
Josuke: You guys try to go around! I'll try to slow her down!
Koichi: O-ok! Be careful, Josuke! Echoes Act 2!
At Koichi's command, his own Stand would form, it taking the form of a small green creature with a jet-like protrusion around its head and shoulders, and a long tail that ends in a pen-like tip. This was Echoes Act 2, and upon it forming, it produced a kanji that it suddenly threw at the ground in front of the building. Josuke ran after it before jumping up and onto the kanji, with it suddenly bouncing him up as if he was on a trampoline. He quickly climbed up the edge of the roof and ran. As he made it over, he'd take notice of the streak of yellow racing away, and would rush along the rooftops to try and catch up. Yang, meanwhile, was slowing down a little now that she gave those three the slip. She smirked victoriously to herself as she began to look around a little uncertain.
Yang: Alright, now which way do I go from here...?
Josuke: Dora!
The sudden shout caused Yang to be surprised. She looked towards the source, where she saw Jouske leaping down from above while rearing one fist back. Crazy Diamond's own arm wrapped around the fist in order to enhance it, and Yang would be able to leap back in time to evade a punch that shook the street! She created some distance between her and him and brought her fists up.
Yang: Can't you learn to take a loss?
Josuke: We were lucky to get that game! Now you better hand that over, now!
Yang scoffed and swung her fists, cocking her gauntlets, known as Ember Celica, and brought her fists up in preparation for a fight.
Yang: Well your luck's run out!
Josuke glared at her and made sure his Stand was at the ready, not that she could see it.
Josuke: This is great...
Put Your Dukes Up! FIGHT[]
- 60
Yang would decide to start out by rushing forwards to deliver a punch straight at Josuke! The schoolboy was able to weave to the side to evade the straight punch, before responding by a punch at her in return. Yang was able to pull back to block a punch from Josuke, before the Jojo would decide to follow up with a quick punch from Crazy Diamond.
Josuke: Dora!
Yang felt herself get knocked back by an invisible force, sent skidding back while dragging her feet. She cocked a brow and glanced between her fists, not aware that Crazy Diamond wasn't finished.
Crazy Diamond: Dora! Dora! Dorrrrra!
He delivered a pair of hooks one after the other, knocking down her guard with the first hit, then hitting her across with the other, before delivering a straight punch that knocked her off her feet and hurled her back near the wall behind her. She was surprised, but now her instincts were flaring. She flipped to the side, managing to evade a straight punch from the invisible combatant, this one managing to crack the wall that was behind her! Though, just as quickly as his fist landed, Crazy Diamond reformed the wall, at which Yang shot her gauntlets behind her to send herself flying towards Josuke.
Once close, she delivered a harsh elbow strike to his abdomen that managed to surprise the schoolboy, before snapping the arm that hit him up to hit him in the face! She followed up by snapping a leg up to kick him sharply in the side to knock him back. While he stumbled, Yang cocked her gauntlets before hurling herself at him with a shotgun-induced ram, though Crazy Diamond was now able to rush in from behind before dipping to her side and delivering an uppercut that managed to hurl her up in the air and away from Josuke!
- 50
She flew up, but flipped around to make sure she was facing the ground. And once airborne, she'd flick her gauntlets out before punching in front of her, sending a pair of long-ranged projectiles at Josuke. The Morioh Jojo was thus forced to leap to the side to evade it. Yang would manage to touch down, before flicking her gauntlets again to send her barreling forwards. Josuke would send Crazy Diamond to clothesline her, but, having been struck by his invisible strike before, Yang made sure to angle her shot to make sure she soared over the oncoming force.
She got above Josuke and swung down, the young man needing to bring his arms up to defend himself form a dual-fisted strike to his head! Having evaded it, he'd swivel around to deliver a punch to her stomach, all the while Crazy Diamond would beat on a bit of the road that Yang had already blasted apart, earning some stones. Josuke punched, only for Yang to block. She'd send a set of punches that Josuke would be forced to dip left and right around, though he wouldn't be able to evade one straight punch to his chest that knocked him back. Yang began to approach him, when a few of the chunks of road soared past her, though they weren't nearly well aimed. She smirked and looked towards where the stone was thrown from.
Yang: Nice aim, Not-so-friendly ghost!
Josuke suddenly lunged forwards and grabbed her gauntlet to hold her in place.
Crazy Diamond: Dora!
The Stand punched the damaged part of the road, causing it to shine a golden color, along with the chunks of stone that missed Yang. Next thing the RWBY member knew, the debris that missed her flew at her, and beat on her! She'd grunt as she found herself at the mercy of a salvo of stone, them bonking and scraping past her aura before slotting neatly into the damaged part of the road. With the stones having done their damage, Josuke would tug harder on the now off-balance Yang so that he could knee her in the abdomen to knock her back!
- 40
While she was knocked back, Josuke would deliver a quick pair of punches against her, only for her to block the third with her prosthetic. She'd then proceed to swing to knock him back, before rushing in with her other fist to bash his chest! She was about to follow up with another haymaker, though Josuke was now able to dash away. While Yang rushed towards him to chase him down, Crazy Diamond would rush between him and her and beat the ground, erecting a wall of stone that would momentarily block her from him. The blonde grit her teeth and flicked her gauntlets before firing downwards to rocket her upwards so that she could get a good angle at the schoolboy.
She aimed Ember Celica and launched a trio of longer-ranged shots. Josuke would feel one explode against his leg, earning a grunt of pain from him. He'd be able to weave around the next shot, it blasting the floor beneath him. For the third shot, however, Crazy Diamond raced in front of Josuke.
Crazy Diamond: Dora!
He threw a punch at the incoming shot, which caused it to soar back towards Yang's gauntlet!
Yang: What-?!
She felt her own projectile explode against her gauntlet, knocking her from the air! She tumbled through the air but managed to land safely on the ground. Josuke's stand turned the wall back to normal, allowing the schoolboy to race after the now landing lady.
Josuke: Just a little closer...
Yang flicked her gauntlets out and fired to send her closer to the Jojo.
Josuke: You're in my range!
Crazy Diamond: Dora!
Next thing Yang knew, she was dealt a painful blow to her stomach, one that seemed to cause ripples in the air, and also caused the video game in her coat to fall out, which Crazy Diamond plucked!
- 30
Yang stumbled back and looked ahead, where she saw that the video game she'd gained seemed to be floating through the air and into Josuke's hands. She already lost it once, but seeing this punk-looking student take it again, she was angry. Her blonde hair suddenly lit up like a flame. Josuke grasped it carefully before snapping off a piece of the case.
Josuke: Just in case...
However, he'd be cut off by the sound of Yang's gauntlets launching yet again. He looked ahead and saw the fiery fighter racing forwards with even greater speed than before! She delivered a punch straight to his abdomen, one that hit harder than each prior hit! A ripple flew out through the air, and even broke apart pieces of the terrain around the two of them! Josuke wailed as he was sent soaring back, losing his grip on that video game! He skidded across the ground while Yang stopped to unload the empty cartridges of her gauntlets, before flipping another pair of cases and letting them land in those slots. Josuke would use the reloading time to climb up to his feet while Yang launched herself yet again, ready to continue her combo!
Josuke: Just one shot...
Josuke held the piece of the game case carefully, with Crazy Diamond manifesting and tapping the piece he was holding. And once it was afflicted with his energy, the game case that was now behind Yang shone in a similar energy, before suddenly flying forwards! It flew forwards, towards Yang's legs as she got ready to step down. However, the game case flew into her heel and tripped her up! Yang's furious state subsided for a moment as she was left stumbling and swinging her arms to try and keep herself upright! And, seeing the opening, Josuke would release his grip on that piece of the case as he commanded Crazy Diamond, who flew up and delivered a flurry of punches at her!
Crazy Diamond: DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA!
Yang felt herself battered by a flurry of blows faster than she could react, when she was blown away by one combo-finishing punch to the chest that blew her back!
- 20
Yang got up, her fiery hair subsiding as she glared at Josuke. She cocked her gauntlets and launched several jabs of long-ranged projectiles at Josuke. Seeing the attack incoming, the schoolboy had Crazy Diamond punch some of the ground in front of him in order to begin forming a pillar of stone to hide himself! However, Yang's seen this technique of his enough. So, she used one of the newer settings of Ember Celica, looked towards one of the stones, and jumped for it to punch it. This allowed her to stake one of Ember Celica's bombs into it! It flew past Yang and towards the wall that Josuke was forming, before lodging into place.
The Jojo found himself looking right at the bomb in question, causing him to freeze up for a moment. Yang hit the trigger, and Josuke was allowed only a moment to pull away before the bomb exploded, shattering the stone and sending the schoolboy flying back! He grunted as he was hurled right into the wall of a building behind him, with him barely able to keep himself standing. Blood had begun to flow down him, and he had some burns. He groaned and began to prop himself up, when he heard the now familiar pump of Yang's gauntlets. The Beacon-student shot her gauntlets and sent herself flying forwards, with Josuke dashing to the side to avoid a powerful punch that punched a hole into the wall!
Josuke was forced on the defensive as Yang rushed at him, swinging left and right. He was forced to use Crazy Diamond to try and defend against her punches while his own body limped away, trying to get behind her. But she was relentless! She'd manage to work past his Stand's defenses and landed a punch into the side of his head, sending him flying off his feet and landing in a heap on the ground! Yang was ready to chase after him, when...
Crazy Diamond: DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA!
The Stand punched at the space Josuke began forming that stone wall. Only now, Yang's prosthetic arm was too close. The stone locked in around it, and the blonde firecracker found herself pinned in place! Even now, looking like he could barely stand, she could see a triumphant smirk on Josuke's face.
- 10
Josuke climbed up to his feet while Cazy Diamond positioned himself in front of the now bound Yang. And at Josuke's command, the Stand delivered a flurry of punches at her!
Crazy Diamond: DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA DORA!
Yang was battered repeatedly, stuck in the pillar of stone and unable to pull away as she was punched all over. Crazy reared back and delivered a punch straight towards her face! Yang, however, was able to bring up an arm instinctively to defend herself, a powerful shockwave ringing through the air on impact! She huffed and puffed as she managed a beak in the beatdown, but she could tell that that wouldn't put a stop to this beatdown. She needed to get out of this weird bind! Thus, while Crazy Diamond prepared another flurry, Yang reached over, disabled some of the locks on her prosthetic, and swiftly yanked away from the pillar of stone, freeing her from its bind!
- 5
She tugged to the side and narrowly evaded another punch, this one managing to take off a bit of her hair and causing her to lose some shreds. Her eyes went wide, and she clenched her teeth, her eyes glowed red, and her hair lit up like a fire.
- 4
She fired her remaining gauntlet and hurled herself towards Josuke, whose eye went wide as she broke out of that bind! However, he narrowed her gaze past her and at the lodged arm.
- 3
Crazy Diamond punched the prosthetic, and it glowed yellow. It suddenly yanked free from its bindings and began tumbling through the air and towards Yang like a massive boomerang!
- 2
Yang got closer and closer to Josuke, ready to clock him, when she noticed that Josuke was... looking past her. This caused her to glance behind her, and see her prosthetic coming ready to pound her!
- 1
However, she'd alter her course. She instead leapt up and leaned her shoulder back, managing to get it close enough to the slot before it could strike her! Instead of slamming into her, the prosthetic slotted into place, earning a glance of shock from the schoolboy. And then, with one more terrifying click of her gauntlet, she shot her fist forwards and struck Josuke straight in the face, knocking him off his feet and sending him soaring across the square as he shouted out in pain!
- KO
Josuke skidded across the pavement before finally landing in a heap on the sidewalk. He groaned in pain before collapsing, seeming unconscious. Yang glared down at the delinquent-looking guy, before walking over to the video game that fell out during the fight.
Yang: Now that's what I call out with a "Yang".
She grabs the case and began to step up, when she heard a familiar shout down a turn.
Okuyasu: Hey! Wait up, Josuke!
Yang cocked a brow and turned, when she saw some guy copying Josuke's hair style was racing down into the square Yang was just fighting in. And that man was being followed by those two that were accompanying Josuke.
Koichi: Tell us you got the game!
Josuke-looking Man: Lay off! I don't know you!
Yang heard him talk, and realized that he heard a lot more familiar. While he was running, she dashed in front of him, cutting the guy off.
Okuyasu: Look out Josuke, it's the guy that took our game!
Josuke-looking Man: H-hey, let's just let her have it, y'know?
Koichi: Huh...?
Koichi was confused by the change in personality, when he turned, and saw Josuke in a heap. Okuyasu took notice as well.
Okuyasu: Huh? Why are there two Josukes?
Koichi: Hm...? H-hold on, Josuke! You have to use your stand!
Josuke-looking Man: M-my stand?
Okuyasu: Yeah man, your stand should heal that guy right up!
Yang: Hold on, this is confusing. Why do you look like that guy? Or does that guy look like you?
The man was feeling more and more cornered, before he growled in anger before rushing away from them. His face shifted, and all of a sudden, his form completely transformed. Now, the growling stranger transformed from the schoolboy to a tan, muscular man with a massive cap bearing a long visor, and dark hair. Those present may not be totally aware of who this guy is, but he'd be known as Oingo.
Oingo: Ugh, shut up and get away from me! You guys are so annoying!
Koichi: Ah! This is another stand user!
Okuyasu: And a bad looking one, too!
Okuyasu and Koichi both brandished their stands, when Oingo brought up his hands defensively.
Oingo: Woah, hey! I-I wasn't even doing anything bad, I just wanted to get this game for my bro! I went through a lot of work to get it! I looked for a guy with charm and tried to match him! I had to find a spare school uniform in my size! I-I even had to transform my hat into that stupid hairstyle!
The moment Oingo's words left his lips, the unconscious Josuke's eyes suddenly lit up with a familiar fire. The previously overwhelmed Jojo suddenly lunged forwards, giving Oingo only a moment to glance to the side as he rushed him. Next thing he knew, Josuke delivered a powerful punch straight to his jaw, hard enough to knock him up through the air and over one of the houses, earning a shout of pain from him! Better still, the game he'd taken fell from his coat and into Yang's hands. The blonde looked over it, and over the copy she'd taken.
Yang: Hold on... Crap!
She walked over to the trio, who turned suspiciously towards her.
Yang: Hey, sorry, I think I got mistaken.
She handed the copy the three of them originally bought over to them.
Yang: I think that guy you just beat up took my copy. I confused him for you, and I'm really sorry.
The trio still seemed confused, but Josuke would take the game. He looked over it still pained, before finally sighing in relief.
Josuke: Eh, it's fine. I think I know a guy that can patch me up here. You got a hell of an arm, you know that?
Yang: Oh I do.
Yang smirked and put her fists on her hips in self confidence.
Yang: You're not too bad yourself. That's some semblance you got there, reshaping things all crazy-like.
Josuke: Semblance?
However, before he could question further, he felt more pain and huddled over.
Okuyasu: Oh! We gotta get him some help!
Yang: Here, I'll help!
Thus, Okuyasu, Koichi, and Yang huddled together to help walk the injured Josuke through Morioh to a certain Italian restaurant, with the feud they originally bore seeming to fade behind them, as have many of the schoolboy's opponents.
Conclusion[]
This melee's winner is...
Yang!
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